Fall 2010 by Solomon II
I have been out of town with limited internet access. Up at 5am every morning and not returning to the hotel until 9pm at the earliest. Needless to say, my online dating profile was the least of my worries.
Got a phone number from a chick on the plane who lives in my hometown though. Hotter than any tail I’ve met online, so the old man’s still got it.
But in my overt bragging, I digress.
This week I only sent out one email, which was returned by a cute little redhead. We’re going back and forth, and all looks well. It’s to the point where I need to ask her for her number and set up a time to meet. I’ll do that tonight.
But what I did do was use the communication that was already started to set up dates for this week. I have a 26 year old grad student tonight (low 6), a 24 year old nurse tomorrow night (possible 7), and a 29 year old designer on Wednesday night (high 7/low 8 depending on which photo you judge from). I basically did this via text while I was on the road. That’s why it’s important to get their numbers.
Of the three, only one is a sure bang. I can just tell. The other two, well, I’ll have to be on my toes but hopefully I can close at least one of them.
It’s only been three weeks, but I’m actually starting to get too many numbers and emails to keep track of. Between the ones who are interested, the ones who are sort of interested and want to take it *painfully* slow, and the total flake out bitches, I may need to put it on hold for a week or two. I’m seriously considering getting one or two more bangs and taking some time off. That’ll give the new users time to flood in and make me look like fresh meat again when I renew my profile.
But hey, three dates in one week really isn’t a bad deal so I have nothing to complain about. Next week’s update should be much more interesting. Like I’ve said before, my quest is to have a plethora of women bent over my couch screaming my name while their future White Knight husband is working overtime to save money for the house she’ll eventually take from him in the divorce.
By the way, I’m noticing a trend. The women who show interest in me first are far more likely to meet up and/or give me their numbers early in the process. Perhaps putting a profile up and not sending any emails out at all would yield close to the same results.
I’ll test that theory later. For now I’m focused on enjoying a few more easy lays – uh, I mean inviting unique, adventurous and classy ladies (who normally never do that kind of thing) to grow, learn what they want in life, be true to themselves, celebrate their independence, and throw off the shackles of patriarchy by sucking my dick like it’s filled with the antidote to their empty existence.
Filed under Online Dating Project Tagged with dating, online dating, PUA, sluts
As iron sharpeneth iron, so one man sharpeneth another. Proverbs 27:17
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Days of Broken Arrows says:
Great post, esp. the white knight sentence — LOL!
“Those of us who write and read these blogs are no smarter than the average man.”
Compelled to say it: no way that’s true. Requires overestimating the intelligence of the average man and/or underestimating the number and the significance of all the small factors that push the intelligence distribute of blog readers and (especially) blog writers to the right.